Saturday, November 21, 2009

Global Warming and Whores Go Hand in Hand




Hello my friends. Do you recall how Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet? Oh Al, so many laughs I have had at your expense. It's so refreshing to know that there is someone out there that far surpasses me in stupidity.


However, there is one thing that Al Gore invented that he has never taken credit for. Global Warming. He first started spewing his lies and distortions about the environment back in the early 90's. Back then I stated that he harped on this non-existant issue to project the image that democrats "care more" than republicans do. While far more important things were going on during the Clinton/Gore administration the grand ole VP kept spewing his lies about how the earth will melt in 100 years if we don't do something about it.


Every week or so you will read in the paper about a new "threat" to our environment. It first started out as the big energy plants that were going to cause our planet to melt. Then it was our deodorant and hairspray. Then it quickly shifted gears to the vehicles that we drive. If you listen to these arguments you will see, if you read between the lines, that the hole in the Ozone was caused by the United States of America. Do you ever hear of anyone else being blamed?

As the years went on this same lie was told over and over again. Eventually, the TV networks picked up on it which lead to them repeating the same lies. Why would they do that? Because Al Gore is a liberal, the media is liberal, a perfect marriage.


I never really understood how one can claim that mankind could destroy what God has created? You could set off every nuclear bomb in the world and the earth will still be here. Sure, we would all be dead, however Mother Earth would survive, adapt, and breed new life again. This is what God created yet somehow SUV's have the ability to thwart his master plan?

Then about a year or so ago came the reports that cow farts, you heard me right, cow farts play a role in destroying the Ozone layer. So now, not only can an SUV spoil God's creation but a farting cow has the power to bring the Almighty's masterpiece down.

After I realized how insane all of this sounded I decided to do a little searching of the facts on my own. Do you realize that Al Gore has multi-millions of dollars invested in many different kinds of "green" energy and "green" products? This means, if you the public, buy into all this hogwash you will switch to a hybrid car, you will switch to solar panels, you will switch to those goofy lookin' light bulbs. Basically, by you believing this lie, just because it makes you feel good, you are making Al Gore a billionaire.

Well, it's worked. Everywhere you look it is "green" this and "green" that. If saving the environment on its own isn't reason enough for you to do something that makes you feel special then the liberal loons will play on your heartstrings. The poor polar bear "stuck on a small piece of an iceberg" floating adrift at sea, certain for doom all caused by global warming, THAT makes animal lovers have to act, doesn't it? That is what the picture is meant to imply. What it doesn't tell you or show you is that there is a huge ice mass just out of picture and this polar bear in question was in the water and climbed onto this block of ice to get a better look of the boat, from which the picture was taken, when it was passing by.
Be that as it may, that was the final play to get women, gays, and sensitive animal lovers onboard the Global Warming express. Al Gore made billions. His plan.. a success. Now comes a new twist to his master plan. I can only assume that he is not happy by fooling the entire masses of people that have a heart. First he states the earth will melt and our children will perish in a ball of fire. That pulled on the heart strings of all the parents out there. That's 80% of the people. 20% to go. To get the remaining people he played the polar bear card. Why just polar bears? Because they are cute. If it effected rats nobody would give a damn. So now he just picked up 19% more people. That's 99% of all the people with hearts and souls.
What is left you ask? What's left is the 1% of people that think they can save absolutely everyone and only blame all bad things on global warming. Hopefully, after reading the story that I have attached and reading my views on FACTS about global warming, you will come to the conclusion that this is a completely made up crisis and that all that believe in the end result of certain death are 100% retarded.
While reading this newspaper story, do so knowing that this is the ONE result that I hope is real due to this made up movement.


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